I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
