I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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