Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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