Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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