i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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