i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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