Buhtt sex?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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