btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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