Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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