Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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