hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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