are you so shy because you have an std?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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