we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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