You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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