It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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