I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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