If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
40s are totally the cure
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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