I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
send nudes
from the living room?
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