We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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