he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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