Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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