Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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