i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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