My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
