I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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