Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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