Midget sex pt 2 tonight
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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