The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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