so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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