i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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