The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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