Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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