Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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