yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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