Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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