Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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