i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize