47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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