Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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