thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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