Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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