respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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