you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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