best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
only if we run a train.
done.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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