Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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