For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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