I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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