used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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