Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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