You work out of a Hotel?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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