fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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