Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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