my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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