Dual....:-)
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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