I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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