I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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