Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it's great music for shaving your balls
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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